Thursday, January 06, 2005

You Might be Addicted to ESPN If

You might be addicted to ESPN if..... you have nightmares of Dick Vitale PTPing.

You might be addicted to ESPN if..... your wedding theme song was Da-Na-Na.....Da-Na-Na.

You might be addicted to ESPN if..... you style your hair like Mel Kiper Jr.

You might be addicted to ESPN if..... you long for the days of Australian Rules Football.

You might be addicted to ESPN if..... you have had fantasies of Dan Patrick, Linda Cohn and a pool table.

You might be addicted to ESPN if..... everytime you see a deck of cards you want to shake the Moneymaker.

You might be addicted to ESPN if..... you named your first born Biker Sherlock and it was a GIRL!

You might be addicted to ESPN if..... you hadn't watched ESPN in 24 hours and you are starting to get the shakes.

You might be addicted to ESPN if..... you have used the term "hole shot" today.

You might be addicted to ESPN if..... the two G's in your butt cheek "I Love Gayle Gardner" tatoo are beggining to sag.

You might be addicted to ESPN if..... you break out in cold sweats when you miss Cold Pizza.

You might be addicted to ESPN if..... the number 3 on your television remote has totally worn off.

You might be addicted to ESPN if..... you have already written your acceptance speech just in case your ever win a prestigious ESPY award.

You might be addicted to ESPN if..... you roam the streets late at night desperate to find anyone who taped the last ephisode of Bassmasters.

You might be addicted to ESPN if..... you already know the Swami is going to pick San Francisco and Bufflao.

You might be addicted to ESPN if..... your booya gets enfuego.

You might be addicted to ESPN if..... you have ever done a "you might be addicted to ESPN if.... list"

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